I’m watching one of my favorite shows “Leverage” and guess what I see as one of the commercials: the B1 Patch—the patch that cures hangovers. Don’t get me wrong, if the patch works, that’s fantastic! I know many people (including myself) that could benefit from it, but the commercial is so ghetto! I thought it was a joke… like someone would come out at the end of the commercial and say “WE GOT CHA!” But no… They were serious…
I mean, LOOK AT THE HORRIBLE ACTING! What is this, a “Jersey Shore” rendition? And these girls don’t look “comfortable” in front of the camera… and, by “comfortable”, I mean “classy”. Okay, I know bars and hangovers are usually set in a less modest setting, but either make it like the “My New Haircut” video (fantastic, by the way!) or one of those Miller or Bud beer commercials. This was neither. I cringed several times when watching it. I didn’t know whether to laugh at its ridiculousness or cry from wasting my time finishing it.
Nonetheless, I can’t just criticize the ad without doing some background check first… So, here are some info from their site:
Here is how it works:
The specially-formulated B1 patch effectively replenishes the vital Thiamine lost when you consume alcohol. By enhancing and restoring your body’s natural defense system, B1 reduces the physical side effects of drinking.
AKA, with more Thiamine in your system, it’ll help you breakdown alcohol more readily, which also means that if you just take Vitamin B1 pills on your own, you’d probably save money as well as get the same effect…
Simply apply this patch to your skin. The B1 patch will not stop you from feeling intoxicated, or buzzed. But it will dramatically reduce negative physical side effects from consuming alcohol. You will absolutely notice fewer symptoms after drinking when you use the patch.
Of course, I also went Googling. I couldn’t find anything medically related, like FDA approval or doctor recommended. Perhaps, this patch is so insignificant that FDA doesn’t care… I’m not sure how the FDA works, so I won’t comment on the legitimacy or healthiness of this patch. Anyways, I did find two funny sites relating to “miracle” hangover cure:
- http://www.cancuncare.com/forum/cancun-spring-break/15169-b1-patch.html
- http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/home/ad-derall-the-ultimate-natural-b1-patch.html?success
If anyone tried this B1 patch, or knows of anyone who tried it, please let me know! I’d love to hear whether it’s a true success or just another BS scheme.







I Went In Thinking “50/50″ I’d Be Depressed; I Came Out 100% EXCITED!
21 Oct(Source: Amazon)
I wanted to watch “50/50” (2011) because I like Joseph Gordon-Levitt, mostly because he looked so hot as Arthur in “Inception” (2010). I also wanted to watch this film because I wanted to do some minor research on a potential article I will write in the near future (more on that later).
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as "Arthur" in "Inception" (Source: The Guardian)
Anyways, I watched it with a good friend after work today.
I walked into the theater with bunches of tissues and a mini-bag of touch-up, just in case, you know. RottenTomatoes.com had rated it 93% and I had heard from some friends that they (macho men) teared during some of the scenes. Hence, with tissues and make-up in hand, I prepared myself for the depressing movie in front of me.
What happened surprised the HELL out of me… but let me back track.
The movie, in short (because you can read the long synopsis on RT or IMDB), is that this 27-year-old dude named Adam is diagnosed with some crazily long-syllabled spinal cancer and his chances of living is 50/50 (duh!). He goes through the motions of dealing with the shock, living his life as normally as possible and preparing for what could be his last breath.
The story unfolds to show a typical 27-year-old boy’s life: a mediocre job, a selfish girlfriend, a hilarious best friend who wants to get laid all the time, an over-protective mom and a “hands-off” dad.
Yet, what really moved me was the sentiment behind all the humor. Every time the audience (or, in this case, me) was about to tear, a character, usually Seth Rogen, would crack a joke. Don’t get me wrong, it was done beautifully. The jokes didn’t downplay the tragedy of the situation; instead, it reminded the audience the other side of 50/50.
Yes, Adam has 50% chance of dying from cancer…. but that also means he has 50% chance to live… to really live his life… and that’s what the audience, especially me, came out of the movie with.
The movie isn’t about the difficult experience of having cancer, or of being shocked to reality, or using humor in the face of tragedy. The movie was about LIFE… about the ephemeralness of life, the preciousness of life, and the delicateness of life…
I came out of that movie more empowered and inspired than ever. Yes, I am a bit of a hypochondriac and will probably WebMD any symptoms I feel tonight, but in all seriousness, I came out of that EXCITED about life.
If it’s not because it’s 1:51AM over here, I would be running around the street, expressing my excitement for the things I will not settle for… for the future moments I will cherish… for the friends and family I will shower with love… and for the things I will do that truly make me happy.
So, my avid readers: STOP worrying about work, STOP obsessing over that guy who didn’t text you back, STOP wondering when the right girl will come into your life, STOP hoping to be recognized, STOP ALL THAT and DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
You have only 1 life to live…
So why wouldn’t you live it to the fullest?
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