•Halloween: 3 key facts

This past weekend, the youth celebrated a night of candies and trick-or-treating, while the rest of us celebrated a night of debauchery.  Let’s just say, the women who have been dreaming to unleash their inner vixens and the men who have been waiting to see their fantasies come to life, all got their money’s worth on old Hallow’s eve.

I saw plenty of slutty whatevers: slutty schoolgirl, slutty nurse, slutty princess, slutty robber, slutty cop… you get my point.  I also so plenty of regularly dressed dudes (claiming to be “recessionists”), but mainly ogling the crap out of the slutty whatevers running around.  Oh, don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with the scantily clad women on Halloween.  It’s pretty hilarious and awesome.  What other holiday allows you to cross-dress, slut-up, and go all-out crazy without an ounce of judgment?  Hell, the crazier you are, the more praise you get!  That’s what I call a perfect and beautiful alignment of inner desires and outer exhibitions.

So, to sum up, 3 key facts about Halloween:

1. Fantasies do come true (at least once a year).
2. The crazier the costume, the better the reception.
3. The only night where horror and hilarity mix as one.